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Ma Top Ten Tips |
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Early to bed and early to rise, catch yer rustler by surprise.
Shoot straight and from the hip, leave the undertaker a tip.
A horse, a gun, a tent and a woman. In that order.
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Wear yer underwear at all times.
There might be ladies present.
Bear grease, though not condusive to polite company,
is acceptable to the noblest injun chief.
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Smokin' tobaccie won't get you far
but I make an exception for a good ceegar.
Out on the prairie a good indian is hard to
find - a bad one even harder.
Never brag unless there's no one around to check yer story.
Marriage is a grand institution but don't make a habit of it.
After a winter's hunting a bath may be the only friend you have.
