Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big
Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr.
Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away!
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This
time he's crouched behind a tree stump. "My, what big ears you have,
Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and
runs away.
About two miles down the track Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
again, this time crouched down behind a road sign. "My, what big teeth
you have Mr. Wolf," exclaims Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Look, will you fuck
off, I'm trying to have a shit!"
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