A guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in
the phone book and sure enough finds a gorilla removal service. When
he asks if they can remove the gorilla, the service guy asks, "Is it a
male or female?"
"Male," he replies.
"Oh yeah we can do it. I'll be right there," he states. An hour later,
the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a
pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions. "I'm going
to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls
out of the tree. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the
gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to
protect himself, allowing you to put the handcuffs on him."
The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"
The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the
gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua."
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