A koala bear was approached by a prostitute, and since he had never
been with one before he was curious and excited. They spent the night
together in a hotel, and he went down on her the next morning one last
time before departing.
As he was heading for the door, the prostitute yelled, "Hey, what
about my money?" The koala turned, gave her a puzzled look and
shrugged his shoulders.
"Come here," she said, and pulled a dictionary out of her purse. She
pointed to the word "prostitute" and its definition, "Has sex and gets
paid."
Finally understanding, the koala borrowed her dictionary, turned to
"koala," and showed her its definition, "Eats bush and leaves."
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