Q. What have Rod Hull and the European Commision got in common?
A. Neither will have a hand in EMU anymore.
Q. Why doesn't Emu need Viagra?
A. His Rod is now permanently stiff.
Q. What does Rod Hull do his washing with?
A. Aerial and bounce.
Q. Did you hear about Rod Hull's funeral?
A. The reception was awful.
Q. What have Rod Hull and Emu got in common?
A. Neither of them can fly.
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