NO MATTER WHAT - BY STEPHEN GATELY
No matter what they tell us,
No matter what they do.
It soon became apparent,
That I like shagging poo!
If only tears were laughter,
If only I liked lass!
I'd get my pick of the fans,
but I like it up the ass!
I can't deny what I believe,
I can't be what I'm not.
I know I'll shag blokes always,
and take it up the bot.
No matter - I'm just jealous,
I'll cry with all the plebs!
'Cos I've no gay following
I'd better just join Steps.
My mates from Boyzone love me,
They say they'll stand by me.
Although I fancy Ronan,
I've only had Mikey!
I can't deny what I believe,
Men give me such a bone!
I've told "The Sun" I'm gay - now,
George Michael's on the phone!
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