A man walks into a bar. "Which one of youse fuckin' gobshites is Paddy
O'Shaughnessy?" he roars.
A hand goes up at the bar and the owner of said hand says, "That'd be
me!"
So the huge bloke takes a sprint across the pub, grabs the unfortunate
drinker by the neck and proceeds to beat seven shades of shit out of
him. Strangely though, the recipient of all this punishment is
absolutely pissing himself laughing and the harder he gets hit the
louder he laughs.
"What in God's name are you laughing about, you eejit?" says the big
bully.
The victim giggles, spits out a couple of teeth and says, "The joke's
on you, pal. I'm not Paddy O'Shaughnessy at all!"
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