Crap Jokes: Countries: Ireland: The Pub Bomb


Paddy and Mick were approaching a pub which had been destroyed by an
IRA bomb only minutes before. As they passed, a head rolled out of the
smouldering ruins and across the pavement before them. Paddy stooped,
picked it up and held it for Mick to see.

"Shure now Mick, isn't this Sean Murphy?"

"No, Paddy, no, it couldn't be. It's an amazin' resemblance, but
Murphy's taller than that."
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