"Doctor, doctor, I keep singing 'The Green Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual..."
"Doctor, doctor, I can't pronounce my Fs, Ts, and Hs."
"Well, you can't say fairer than that then, can you?"
"Doctor, doctor, I've got acute angina."
"Your tits aren't bad either."
"Doctor, doctor, during my operation I heard the surgeon use a four-
letter word that upset me very much."
"What word was that?"
"Oops."
"Doctor, doctor, I think I've got hermes!"
"Surely you mean herpes?"
"No doctor, you see, I'm a carrier."
Man walks into a doctors. "Doctor, doctor, I've got no ventricles," he
said half-heartedly.
A bloke walks into the psychiatrists wearing only cling film for
underwear. "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocaine
during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
A bloke goes to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, doctor, I keep having these
alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a tepee, then I'm a wigwam,
then I'm a tepee, then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's
wrong with me?"
"It's very simple. You're two tents."
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