This is a reminder for those of you who still don't know the criteria
for passing a Batchelor of Arts Honours Degree.
Achievement Pass Criteria
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PASS Student wiped arse on UCCA form.
3 Foreign student applied for course but did
not arrive in England.
2:2 Foreign student applied for course and arrived
in England, but left when it rained.
2:1 Student was seen once in the coffee shop
eating a vege-burger. Grade awarded for
environmental consciousness.
1 Student went to a lecture and did not play
table football for at least one week during
the course.
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