Q. How does and lesbian asthmatic breathe?
A. In snatches.
Q. Where do you find a gay gardener?
A. Up to his balls in peat.
Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A. Well endowed.
Q. Did you hear about the gay magician?
A. He vanished with a poof.
Q. What's this? (stick out your tongue)
A. A lesbian with a hard-on.
Q. What is the definition of confusion?
A. Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
Three gay men are sitting in a hot tub. A bubble of sperm floats to
the top.
One man looks at the other two and says, "All right... who farted?"
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