Q. How can you tell if you're at a anorexic stag night?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.
In the midst of a quarrel, the wife bitterly yells at her husband, "I
was such a fool when I married you."
Retorts her husband: "That's so true. But I was in love and didn't
notice."
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon
suite.
"Do you have reservations?" asked the desk clerk.
"Only one," replied the groom, "she won't take it up the arse."
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court. The judge said to
Mickey, "You can't divorce your wife just because she has buck teeth."
Mickey replied, "I said she is fuckin' Goofy."
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