The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty
advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I
demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the
dinner table."
Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair
and climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is that better?" he asked,
with a hint of a smile.
"Yes," replied the girl, "much better."
"Very good, darling," the husband whispered. "Now would you be so kind
as to please pass your tits."
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