Q. How many Londoners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None of your fucking business mate.
Q. How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three, one to change the bulb and two to share the experience.
Q. How many Japanese tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Six, one to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Q. How many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Into what?
Q. How many Zen Masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to change the bulb, and one not to change it.
Q. How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled "Coping with
Darkness."
Q. How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penis.
I mean ladder.
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