An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable
to last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he
was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover, so he called
his doctor for advice. The doc told him that masturbating before sex
often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What
the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He
couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that
was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution.
On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to
masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his
pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept
his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
"Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down
there, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago," came
the reply.
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