Q. Why is it so bad being an egg?
A. You only get laid once, eaten once, it takes 15 minutes to get
hard, 3 minutes to go soft, and the only chick who will sit on your
face is your mother.
Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch.
Q. Why did the pervert cross the road?
A. He had his willy stuck in the chicken.
Q. What's the difference between light and hard?
A. It's not as difficult to sleep with the light on.
Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full.
Q. Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant?
A. Because Ken comes in a different box.
Q. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q. What's the difference between a 69 and driving in fog?
A. Driving in fog you can never see the arsehole in front of you.
Q. What is the difference between a prostitute and a bumpy road?
A. The bumpy road knackers your tyres and the prostitute tires your
knackers.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mum.
Charlie wanted a watch for Christmas, so his parents let him.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Two Dutch girls are riding their old rickety bikes down the back
streets of Amsterdam one late afternoon. As it gets closer to dusk the
increasing darkness makes one of the girls a little nervous.
She leans over to the other and says, "You know, I've never come this
way before."
"I know, it's the cobblestones."
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be sitting next
to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he
notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her
about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about
sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the
longest average length and Polish men have the biggest average
diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
"Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
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