A little boy is waiting for his mum to come out of the changing room
while shopping with her. The little boy gets bored and when his mum
comes out, she finds him sliding his hand up a dummy's skirt.
"GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE!" she shouts. "DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ALL
WOMEN HAVE GOT TEETH DOWN THERE!"
The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky
stars that nothing serious happened. So, for the rest of his life,
this poor little boy grows up thinking that all women have teeth down
below.
By the time he reaches 16, he finds himself a girl. One night, while
her parents were out of town, she invites him over for a little
action. After a few hours of making out and grinding on the sofa, she
asks him to go a bit further.
"What do you mean?" he asks.
"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she replies, while
moving his hand down there.
"HELL NO!" he cries, "You've got teeth down there."
"What??? No, I haven't," she responds.
"Yes, you have," he says, "My mum told me that you do."
"No I haven't," she insists, "here, look for yourself." And with that,
she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.
"No, I'm sorry. My mum already told me that all women have teeth down
there."
"Oh for fuck's sake!" she screams. With that, she whips off her
pants, throws her legs behind her head, and says, "Look, I haven't got
any teeth down there."
"I'm not surprised, what with the condition of those gums."
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