After many returns to the local Chinese a man gathers enough courage
to go in and ask the beautiful Chinese girl who serves behind the
counter who he's fancied for ages for a date. Surprisingly she agrees
to go out with him the following week.
That week he took her out for dinner and managed to get her back to
his place afterwards. Both of them drunk, they pounce on each other as
soon as they walk through the front door. He gets her up to his
bedroom and tears off her clothes then dives in.
During the heat of the moment he says, "How about a sixty-nine?"
"What!?! I'm not cooking at this time of night!"
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