Crap Jokes: Sexist: The Difference Between Girls and Boys


The Difference Between Girls and Boys

Girl and boy are having a relationship of about four months now. One
Friday night they meet at a bar after work. They stay for a few, then
go on to get some food at a local restaurant near their respective
houses. They eat, then go back to his house and she stays over.

Her story:

Well Ed was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might
have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much
about it, but the conversation was quite slow going so I thought we
should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately,
so we go to this restaurant and he's still a bit funny and I'm trying
to cheer him up and start to wonder whether it's me or something so I
ask him and he says no but you know I'm not really sure, so anyway, in
the cab back to his house I say that I love him and he just puts his
arm around me and I don't know what the hell that means because you
know he doesn't say it back or anything so when we get back to his I'm
wondering if he's going off me and so I try to ask him about it but he
just switches on the TV and so I say I'm going to go to sleep and then
after about 10 minutes he joins me and we have sex, but he seemed
really distracted and so afterwards just want to leave and I dunno I
just don't know what he thinks anymore, I mean, do you think he's met
someone else???

His story:

Shit day at work. Nice shag later though.
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