Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together and they
were getting a little tetchy. One morning, the first friend says, "You
know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split
up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike
south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our
experiences over the campfire."
The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.
That night over dinner, the first man tells his story. "Today I hiked
into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate
lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and
dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers
were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How
was your day?"
The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railway
lines. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman
tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the
tracks, and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally,
when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."
"Blimey," the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than
mine. Did you get a blow job, too?"
"Nah," says the second over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."
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