Q. What have Man Utd. and a three pin plug got in common?
A. They are both useless in Europe.
Q. Why do the ladies love German men?
A. Because they can stay on top for 90 minutes and still come second.
Q. What do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs?
A. Gracias.
Q. Who is the only man, weighing over 11st, who has ridden a Derby
winner, since 1945?
A. Lester Piggott's cell mate.
In a surprise move England cricket selectors have called up Bob
Geldof's estranged wife Paula Yates.
Coach David Lloyd explains: "Her experience in fucking Australians and
bringing home the ashes should prove invaluable."
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