Two biscuits are walking down the street, one biscuit says to the
other, "Can I come to your house?" and the other biscuit says, "No,
because you'll pinch my washing."
Two biscuits are walking down the street, one biscuit says to the
other, "I've lost my dog," the other biscuit says, "Why don't you put
an advert in the paper?" and the other biscuit says, "No, because
he'll pinch my washing."
Two biscuits are walking down the street. One biscuit says to the
other, "My wife's gone to the West Indies," the other biscuit says,
"Oh really, Jamaica?" and the other biscuit says, "No, she pinched my
washing."
Two biscuits are walking down the street. One biscuit gets run over
and the other biscuit says, "Great, I can pinch his washing now!"
Q. How do you make an Essex biscuit's eyes light up?
A. Pinch her washing.
Paddy biscuit and Murphy biscuit are walking down the street when
Paddy biscuit falls down a hole. Murphy biscuit shouts to Paddy
biscuit, "Is it dark down there?" and Paddy biscuit says, "I don't
know - I can't pinch your washing."
A biscuit walks into a barbers, the barber biscuit says, "What's it to
be then?" and the customer biscuit says, "just a trim, please," and
the barber biscuit says, "you could have a Lionel Biscuit haircut -
like mine," and the customer biscuit says, "Lionel Biscuit doesn't
have his hair cut like yours," and the barber biscuit says, "he does
if he pinches my washing."
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