The Seven Dwarves are in Rome visiting the Vatican. They all go up to
the Pope's door and Dopey steps forward and rings the doorbell.
The Pope answers the door and asks, "Dopey, my son, what can I do for
you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me your excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns
in Rome?"
The Pope smiles and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in
Rome." In the background, the Pope can see a few of the other dwarves
giggling.
Dopey then asks, "Your holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?"
The Pope looks at Dopey and answers "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns
in Italy." At this answer, half of the other dwarves start laughing
openly.
Dopey continues, "Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?"
The Pope, getting tired of these questions, answers, "Dopey, there are
no dwarf nuns in all of Europe." This time, all of the dwarves are
rolling on the ground laughing.
Dopey says, "Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in ALL the world?"
The Pope, frustrated by now, says, "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns
ANYWHERE in the world!"
At this answer the other dwarves start laughing, jumping up and down,
and chanting, "Dopey shagged a penguin! Dopey shagged a penguin!"
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