There was this bloke who had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was
very pretty and he liked her a lot.
Then one day a new girl started at work. Her name was Clearly and she
was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with Clearly and
after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too.
But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't ask Clearly out while he
was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing
else to do but to break up with Lorraine and go out with Clearly. He
planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself
to do it.
One Sunday morning they went for a walk along the riverbank. Lorraine
slipped and fell into the river. The current carried her off and she
drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and
singing...
... "I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone."
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