A woman goes to a seance.
"Is there anybody there?" asks the medium, and a small voice replies
"Yes."
"Is that you, Bert?" asks the woman.
"Yes," he replies.
"Are you alright?"
"Lovely!" the voice replies.
"What's it like where you are?" asks the wife.
"It's great," he replies, "today I went swimming and did a bit of
fishing."
"Oh," said his widow, "you never did any of that while you were
alive."
"No," the voice says, "well, I'm a duck now."
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