CHOCOLATE CITY--In an address before an emergency session of
Parliament Monday, George Clinton said he is prepared to drop Da Bomb
on Iraq if Saddam Hussein does not loosen up and comply with U.N.
weapons inspectors by the Clinton-imposed deadline of March 1.
"For Saddam Hussein to refuse to let U.N. officials inspect Iraqi
weapons facilities as per the terms of Iraq's 1991 Gulf War surrender
is decidedly unfunky of him," Clinton said. "While the decision to
drop Da Bomb is never an easy one, unless Saddam gets down with this
whole U.N.-inspection thang and seriously refunkatizes his stance by
March 1, we will have no choice but to tear the roof off Baghdad."
Preparations for the military strike, dubbed Operation
Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication Storm, are already underway. The
Mothership is ready and on standby at Starchild Air Force Base in
Detroit, where more than 5,000 bop gunners are making final
preparations for deployment to the Persian Gulf. Clinton has also
ordered an additional 2,500 Aquaboogie Amphibious Assault units to the
Gulf, bringing the total P-Funk Nation military presence in the region
to 23,000.
According to General William "Bootsy" Collins, the primary goal of the
ground assault is to breach Hussein's presidential palace, capture the
Iraqi leader, and "put some serious funk in his trunk."
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