One day, Eddy was cleaning his closet. It just so happened that he found an old shoe box.

Eddy: "I wonder what's in here."

Eddy opened the lid. Inside were a bunch of baseball cards. There was Robin Yount, George Brett, Dwight Gooden, Rollie Fingers, Willie Stargell, Nolan Ryan, Bert Campaneris, Lamarr Hoyt, Wade Boggs, Ryne Sandberg, Carlton Fisk, and of course, Kirby Puckett.

Eddy: "Wow! I could make some big jawbreaker money by selling this stuff!"

Eddy went over to Edd's house.

Edd: "What is it Eddy?"

Eddy: "Look what I found!"

Eddy showed Edd the box of baseball cards.

Edd: "So?"

Eddy: "So?!!! These are great baseball cards! We could sell these to the kids for money!"

Edd: "I like your thinking Eddy!"

Eddy: "Come on! Let's go get monobrow!"

Edd and Eddy ran over to Ed's house. Ed was playing "Banana Assassin 3000".

Ed: "Hi guys!

Eddy: "Hey Ed! Check out what I got!"

Eddy showed Ed the cards.

Ed: "Oh boy! Report cards I can eat!"

Eddy: "They're not report cards! They're valuable baseball cards we're going to sell to the kids for money!"

Ed: "Oh boy!"

Eddy: "Let's go make the stand!"

The Eds ran out to find the spot where they would sell their stuff. Eddy laid the cards on a rock. Ed just sat down while Edd and Eddy got to work. Ed was getting kinda hungry.

Ed: "I wonder if there's any food around here."

Ed spotted the baseball cards.

Ed: "Breakfast!"

Ed reached for the baseball cards. Eddy slapped his hand.

Eddy: "Hands off the baseball cards! They're for the customers!"

Ed: "But I'm hungry!"

Eddy: "Be quiet!"

Ed moaned. Minutes later, the Eds had set up their stand and were ready for business.

Eddy: "All right boys, we should be getting suckers any minute now!"

An hour later, no one had come.

Eddy: "Man! What are we going to do to attract customers?"

Ed; "I have an idea!"

Ed made a sign that said

Edd: "Your spelling's atrocious Ed."

At that moment, all of the kids came swarming around the stand.

Eddy: "Whoa! How did you do it Ed?"

Ed: "I've got oysters in my mandible!"

Jonny: "Hey! Do you have a Fernando Valenzueala card?"

Eddy: "Coming right up!"

Eddy turned around and saw Ed eating a Fernando Valenzueala card.

Eddy: "Ed! What do you think that card is?"

Ed: "Breakfast?"

Eddy: "No! It's something that's going to make me money! Now give it!"

Eddy took the card out of Ed's hand and gave it to Jonny.

Eddy: "That'll be fifty bucks Jonny boy!"

Jonny: "Fifty bucks?"

Eddy pulled the card away from Jonny.

Jonny: "Okay! Here's a fifty!"

Jonny gave Eddy a fifty dollar bill and Eddy gave Jonny the card.

Eddy:(sigh)"I love it when he pays the exact price."

Kevin: "Wait a minute. Don't you have anthing else besides baseball cards?"

Eddy: "Why as a matter of fact, we do!"

Kevin: "Then what else you got?"

Eddy: "We have a customized Matt Williams jersey."

Edd: "Where'd you get that Eddy?"

Eddy: "My brother gave it to me, before he left."

Kevin: "Hmmmmm...............how much is it?"

Eddy: "One hundred and five dollars!"

Kevin: "ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE DOLLARS??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Eddy: "Take it or leave it sucker....I mean, uh, it's your choice!"

Kevin: "Well...............okay."

Kevin gave Eddy a hundred and five dollars.

Eddy: "Heh heh, sucker."

Sarah: "HEY! Me and Jimmy want something too!"

Eddy: "But of course, we've got something for everyone! Like this geniune spinning Roberto Clemente bank!"

Eddy showed Sarah and Jimmy a bank with a little statue of Roberto Clemente in swinging position.

Sarah and Jimmy: "Oooooohhhhh."

Jimmy pressed a button and the statue sarted spinning slowly. The bat gently touched Jimmy's nose and he fell over.

Jimmy: "Sarah! That bank broke my nose!"

Sarah: "OOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ED YOU IDIOT! I'M GONNA TELL MOM YOUR STUPID BANK BROKE JIMMY'S NOSE!"

Ed: "Please younger sibling, do not tell mom! I'll do anything!"

Sarah: "Then smash that stupid bank!"

Ed: "Okay!"

Eddy: "Ed, no!"

Ed took a sledge hammer and smashed the bank to bits. Eddy steamed.

Ed: "What's wrong Eddy?"

Eddy put the pieces of the bottom of the bank together and it read "Roberto Clemente".

Eddy: "It was autographed by Roberto Clemente!"

Ed: "Oh! Sorry!"

Rolf: "Excuse me Ed boys, have you anything that would shine upon Rolf's mantle?"

Eddy: "Why yes we do! Like this one of a kind Minnesota Twins 1991 World Series championship plaque with a photo of all of the 1991 Minnesota Twins including Kirby Puckett, Brian Harper, Kent Hrbek, Dan Gladden, Rick Aguilera, and more!"

Rolf: "Then Rolf shall take it!"

Eddy: "Then that will be ninety five dollars."

Rolf: "But Rolf does not have the money you seek, snake in the grass Ed boy!"

Eddy: "Well if you don't have the money then you can't have the plaque!"

Rolf: "Okay then, ya ya!"

Rolf handed Eddy ninety five smackers and Eddy handed Rolf the plaque. A few hours later, Everyone had already gotten something and the Eds had made five hundred dollars.

Eddy: "Woowee! Let's get some jawbreakers! But first let's put away the stand."

Eddy placed the box of money on the ground while he and Edd took the stand down. However, while the Eds were selling their memorabillia, Ed had become even hungrier.

Ed: "Must have food!"

Ed spotted the money. Before Eddy could notice him, he quickly snatched the box and ate all of the money.

Eddy: "Whew! That was hard work! Let's go get some jawbreakers now!"

Kevin: "Stop right there!"

Eddy turned around and saw all of the cul-d-sac kids standing there.

Eddy: "What?"

Kevin: "Your so called sports memorabillia that you sold us was a bunch of junk!"

Rolf: "Ya ya! The plaque Rolf received destroyed Rolf's mantle!"

Jonny: "The card you gave us was all bent up!"

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Kevin: "And that jersey you gave me had a bunch of stains on it that were permanent!"

Everyone: "Yeah!"

Kevin: "We want our money back!"

Eddy; "Okay, okay, you can have your money back."

Eddy slowly walked over to his empty box of money.

Eddy: "What? Where's my money?"

Ed: "Oh, I ate it Eddy!"

Eddy: "How could you have eaten my money?"

Ed: "I was hungry!"

Kevin: "Let's get 'em!"

Eddy: "Run for it boys!"

All of the kids chased the Eds down the street.

Ed: "Did I ever tell you guys about the time I rode down the Amazon River in a barrel with three monkeys and a sack of coffee beans?"

Eddy: "No! And I don't want to hear it!"

The Eds were chased off into the sunset.