It was a normal day in the cul-de-sac for the Eds they were busy doing well you know ed-stuff

Eddy: hey boys I got an idea why don't we make a giant jawbreaker out of papier mache and sell it for a gillion dollars, I bet someone'll buy it as soon as we make it !

Edd: Eddy I hardly believe that would sell and imagine what the kids would do to us if they bought it and tried to eat it. Plus a gillion isn't even a real number!

Eddy: shutup Double D or I'll sit Lumpy over there on you ! I bet he'd buy a giant jaw-breaker

Ed: oh how I would buy it! I would buy it like the sun wobbles the doorknob that makes waffles!!!!

Edd and Eddy :................................

Edd: well that was truly disturbing

All of a sudden there is the sound of nails hammering and the Eds turn to face the sound but all they see is a poster nailed to a tree.

Eddy: hey that poster wasn't there before

Ed: lets check it out

Eddy walks over to see the poster, the poster shows a picture of a black and white striped tent behind it is an eruption of fireworks with a whole bunch of chihuahuas in front of the tent

Eddy: the poster says: come one come all to the Diablo Circus ride the life threatening free fall the only bungee jump without a cable or other rides. Or see our amazing trained chihuahuas, we've got a large selection of things followed by the worlds largest fireworks show ! Admission is only 2.00 tonight only we open at midnight and close at dawn ! Never to come back!!!!

Eddy: sounds fun lets go !!!!!

Edd: no Eddy! Carnivals are disgusting germ ridden places I choke just thinking about it! What do you think Ed ?

Ed: DEATH POTATO !!!!!!! Oh.. um I'd like to go c'mon Double D one night only!!!!

Edd: awwww fine I'll join you to the disgusting dirty carnival ugh!

Later that night at the carnival grounds all the kids from the cul-de-sac are are there including the Eds

Edd: (shaking disinfectant and spraying it in the air and spraying it) messy,messy,messy!

Eddy: c'mon Double D lets ride some rides

Edd: no way carnival rides are rickety old deathtraps

Eddy: c'mon Double D they're carnival rides they are perfectly safe!

As soon as Eddy finishes saying that a roller coaster car derails behind Eddy crashing into a snack stand

Edd: I rest my case

Ed: EDDY !!!!!! lets go see the chihuahua act please !!!!! I love chihuahuas almost as much as I love chickens

Eddy: geez! okay burr head well go see the show

Ed: yay we get to see the mangos !

Edd: you mean chihuahuas right?

Ed: my waffles are talking

The Eds make there way to the painted stage with faded pictures of chihuahuas on it. Sitting at the seats beside the Eds are Jimmy, Rolf ,Johnny and Plank

Ed: ohhh chihuahuas yay! I wanna see the chihuahuas!!!!!

Eddy: hold your horses lumpy!! its starting right now

All of a sudden the curtains open and a man with two chihuahuas is on the stage

Chihuahua wrangler: welcome here you'll see some of our trained dogs in action!

Suddenly the little chihuahuas go insane jumping of the stage the first one mauling Jimmy, and the other one snatching Plank from Johnny

Jimmy: ahhhhhhh!!!!! mother nature's attacking again agaiiinnnn!

Johnny: noooo give back Plank now

Chihuahua: snarl YIP YIP YIP!!!!!

And with those words er ...sounds the chihuahua splinters Plank into two zillion little shards

Jimmy: waaaahhhh! look how made Plank is now !!!!

Plank:................

Man: ehhh, uhhh, we apologise for this ya see the stuff we give the chihuahuas make em a little errrr, playful.

Edd: PLAYFUL !?, that chihuahua just mauled Jimmy you call that playful !

Man: ehhh gotta run bye !

Eddy: (looking at watch) Edd, Ed its time for the fireworks lets go !

The Eds run to the center of the fairgrounds to see all the kids including Jimmy with a chihuahua biting his head and Johnny with a bag of wood splinters

The Eds look around to see a bunch of large robots standing around they are all 8 feet tall with two large red and white candy cane striped giant rockets attached two the sides of their dome shaped heads their bodies are the same colour and pattern of the rockets on them along the back of the robots are red and white shaped tops with jagged antennas along the back.

Ed: wow those look like the doomsday megahickies from death potato 9 this time its not just for dessert!

Edd: what are they ?

Eddy: dunno maybe they're just towers to launch fire works from

Ed: treacle dipped pickles anyone!?

All of a sudden joyous music starts playing and the robots buzz to life as their fireworks launch off. Then their dome shaped heads set ablaze and blow of revealing even more fireworks that launch out exploding in the air

Ed: yaaayyyyyy! ow! my hands are crying!!!!!!!

Edd: no there not they're bleeding !!!

Kids: owwwwwww

Eddy: oww I'm being cut by something

Edd: there appears to be shrapnel shooting out of those fireworks!!!!!!!!

Suddenly a large blimp appears over the fairgrounds a speaker systems rings out a voice that says.....

Voice: greetings foolish mortals I am the ringmaster Jimmy Von Diablo!!!!!! My armies of carnival and chihuahua commandos will ravage this world bringing in my rule this firework show is just a sample of the carnage to come you better run now !!!!!!!! Hide n run because I'm commin after ya mwhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

All: lets get out of hear or were all doomed