Johnny: Plank says C, Damita Jo, and that's his final answer!

Regis: Well Plank, YOU WON A MILLION DOLLARS!

Johnny: YAY! Plank is rich now!

Meanwhile...

Sarah: Hey Robert DeNiro! Want to have a tea party with us?

Robert: No thanks, I uh... have a movie to do, and...

Jimmy: Please! Sarah will hold her breath continuously!

Robert: Fine fine! I'll do it! Do i have to wear a dress??

Sarah: (giggles) Of course not!! Not a movie star like you! Just be nice to my dollies.

Robert: Great.....

Sarah: hey Jimmy!! Go get my other Dollie!!

Jimmy:Yes Miss Sarah.(leaves)

Sarah: ya know, Robert, it's custom that the boy kisses the girl at a tea party.....for a REALLY long time.....

Robert: But......

Sarah: Pucker up, Robert! (she puts on lipstick)

Robert: I'm seriously not comfortable with this!

Meanwhile...

Some guy at music place: Wow Dolly Parton! You've become popular again! We love these songs you and your partner, Kevin have made!

Dolly: THANK YOU!

Kevin: We'll be number 1 on the charts, guaranteed!

Dolly: YEAH!

Some guy at music place: But I think you two need to make a video first, to support it. What is your idea for the video, Dolly?

Dolly: Oh I know!! I know!! We all swim in a pool for of GRAVY!!!!

Meanwhile.....

Johnny: ya-whooo Plank!! We just won a millon bucks!!

Regis: Congratulations!!

Johnny: So where's Plank's money?

Regis: Money?!

Regis: Um, I'm sorry, but... we ran out of money!

Johnny: WHAT? NO FAIR! This show was a waste of time!

(Johnny and Plank walk away)

Rolfwalking up) Did Rolf hear game show? What would Rolf win if Rolf played?

Regis: Well, um...Not money.

Rolf: How bout some fresh carrots, yes?

Regis: Well, certainly.

Meanwhile......

Guy at music store: Gravy, huh? sure no problem

(so Kevin and Dolly make a video all in a pool of gravy)

Dolly: That was yummy!!

Kevin: It's hard swimming in gravy, Dolly.

Meanwhile...

Sarah: More tea, Robert DeNiro?

Robert: Sure!

Jimmy: Here Robert, you can keep this dolly!

Robert: Whatever

Robert: Hey.....can we do something else?

Sarah: Sure Robert....Like what?

Robert: I don't know....Like Dodgeball!!

Jimmy: Dodgeball scares me!!

Meanwhile.......

Kevin: Dolly!! Our video is 1# on TRL!!!!!

Dolly: I told you, everyone likes gravy.

Kevin: Now let's make another song, so we can make a video for it.

Dolly: I KNOW! SLUGULA!

Kevin: Oh yeah! Slugula rules!

Dolly: SLUGULA, HE'S THE COOLEST GUY IN THE WORLD! SLUGULA, HE ROCKS THE HOUSE MAN!

Meanwhile...

Rolf: I think the answer is Bill Clinton!

Regis: That's correct, you win another carrot! Now the all-important question for one million carrots...

Regis:What is the capitol of America?

A: Gothom City

B: Washington DC

C: Dolly Wood

D: Bob

Rolf: Rolf has not lived long in this modern go-go world, but Rolf says it's...... B! Washington D.C.

Regis: I have to ask you, final answer?

Rolf: Rolf would like to make it his final answer!

Regis: Well Rolf, you're a millionaire in carrots!

Rolf: YAY! ROLF IS SO HAPPY!

Rolf quickly eats the carrots right when he gets them!

Meanwhile...

Sarah and Jimmy have been hitting Robert with dodgeballs!

Sarah: THIS GAME IS FUN!

Robert: OW! STOP IT! This reminds me of the incident that Double D had once!

Sarah: You know Double D?

Robert: Uh... oops! Yeah, I do, he's an... online friend of mine!

Sarah: I LOVE DOUBLE D! He's so beautiful!

Jimmy: I thought you loved Robert DeNiro, Sarah!

Sarah: Oops, you're right!

Sarah: Robert......the next time you're online, could you ask Double D if he likes me?

Robert: Uhh...Sure.That is, if you let me be it.

Meanwhile.....

Kevin: This Slugula song is jammin', Dolly!!

Dolly: Jam is good with buttered toast!!

(phone rings)

Dolly picks it up) Gravy!!

Guy from Slugula: Hey, Dolly!! We were wondering if you'd do a commercial for Slugula with that new song of yours!!

So Dolly and Kevin appear in a commercial for Slugula

Dolly: HELLO! Today we're doing this ad to tell you about Slugula!

Kevin: That's right, Slugula is the coolest superhero ever, and we suggest you buy his comics!

Dolly: But here's a song to describe how much we like Slugula! SLUGULA, HE'S THE COOLEST GUY IN THE WORLD! SLUGULA, HE ROCKS THE HOUSE MAN!

Announcer: You can buy Slugula at your local comic book store!

Dolly: Look Kevin!! We get a bunch of free Slugulas for doing the commercial!!

Kevin: Sweet!!

Meanwhile.....

Rolf: Thank you very much for carrots, television-host-money-boy!!

Regis: You're quite welcome, Rolf.

(Nazz walks up)

Nazz: Hi Regis.

Regis: N-N-Nazz!! W-what brings you here??!

Nazz: I live in this Cul-De-Sak, Regis.

Regis: Oh....Of course...

Then Regis suddenly faints.

Nazz: REGIS? ARE YOU OK? SOMEONE GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL!

Meanwhile...

Robert: Well, nice meeting you Sarah and Jimmy, but I'm leaving now!

Jimmy: Wait, stay! The best is yet to come!

Sarah: YES, PLEASE STAY!

Robert: Well, since you said the best, I guess I'll stay a little longer.

Sarah and Jimmy: YAY!

Robert: So, what's the best?

Jimmy: We were gonna go to the candy store and buy you jawbreakers!!

Sarah: That's right, any kinda you want.

Robert: Hey, i'm up for that!!

Meanwhile....

(Dolly and Kevin are at the Grammys)

Announcer person: And the Grammy goes to....Dolly and Kevin!!

Dolly accepting the award) Gravy!!!!

Kevin: Thanks, dude. This award is tight.

Meanwhile...

Regis: *wakes up* Huh? Where am I?

Doctor: You're in the hospital, you just suffered a nervous breakdown!

Regis: I really don't know if I like this face-changing thing, I want to be Double D again! I regret going on the Jenny Jones show!

Meanwhile...

Robert, Sarah, and Jimmy are chowing down on jawbreakers!

Robert: MMM! THESE ARE DELICIOUS! THANKS GUYS!

Sarah: Anything for you, honey!

Jimmy: We're going to play house now!

Robert: WHAT? NO! I HATE THAT GAME!

Sarah: Don't worry Robert, you'll enjoy it!

Sarah: Oh come on, Robert!! Do it for me!!

Robert: ............Ok.

Sarah: Great!! Jimmy will play the baby, i'll play the mom, and you'll be the dad!!

Jimmy: But Sarah!! I used to be the dad!!

Robert: No!! I can't play this!! I don't want to be married to you, Sarah!!

Sarah: WAHHH! YOU HATE ME ROBERT DENIRO! WAHHHH!!!!!

Robert: Please Sarah, stop crying! (talking to himself) oh wait, why do I care? I'll just leave! (no longer talking to himself)

Meanwhile...

Doctor: I'm sorry, Mr. Philbin, but we do not have makeovers here!

Regis: I'm not Regis! I'm really Double D! I'm only Regis because I got a makeover on the Jenny Jones show!

Doctor: Oh, I remember that show! That was really funny when that stupid guy turned into a beautiful woman...

Regis: LOOK! I NEED HELP, OK?

Meanwhile.....

Kevin: ya know Dolly, I've always wanted to say this to you...

Dolly: You are correct, sir!!

Kevin put his hand on Dolly's face) I think you're really beautiful, and.......(Dolly's mask comes off)

Kevin: DORK??!

Ed: Hi Kevin!!

Kevin: I can't belive I...

Kevin: AGH! I've been singing with a DORK!

Ed: But we got so many #1 hit singles!

Kevin: NO! AHHHHHH!!!!!

Meanwhile...

Robert: Stop pressuring me! This is enough!

Sarah: IT'S NOT FAIR! A POPULAR ACTOR HATES US!

Robert: Look, I'm not Robert DeNiro, OKAY?

Sarah: Then who are you?

Robert: Can't tell you!

Jimmy: He's lying!

Robert: I'm--I'm Robert DeNiro's twin!! Yeah, Really!!

Sarah: You sure look like him, but your voice sounds familiar.

Jimmy walking with a hose) It's so hot, Sarah. Here, cool off (shoots the hose at Sarah)

Sarah: Weeee!! (giggles)

Robert: No!! Keep that away from me!!

Jimmy: But you'll cool off, Mr. DeNiro!! (he shoots it at him)

(Robert's mask falls off)

Eddy: Uhhh....Robert DeNiro.....Good one, huh??

Sarah: I kissed EDDY??!!

Jimmy: Oh, the shame!!

Sarah: Eddy, you're gonna get pounded!!

Eddy: Would you really pound someone you've kissed??!

Jimmy: SO EDDY, THE WHOLE TIME YOU DISGUISED AS ROBERT DENIRO?

Eddy: Yes...

Kevin: Hey! I've been singing with a dork who I thought was Dolly Parton!

Double D: Thank god I'm back to normal. I hated getting a makeover as Regis Philbin!

Kevin: WHAT? ALL RIGHT! YOU DORKS ARE ALL GOING TO PAY!

Johnny: That money was fake, by the way, you idiot Double D!

Rolf: Those million carrots you gave me tasted horrible! Rolf has a stomachache!

So everyone beats up the Eds and things are back to normal, well... maybe.