Vlad's Note: It's not an original song, it's a parody of Prince's "My name is Prince!

My name is Ed and I love chickens

My name is Ed, the one and only

I didn't came here to eat  French fries

I came here to see the movie called "The attack of the radioactive hamsters

from planet near Mars"

I wish I had 4 stomachs

Danny Antonucci created "Ed,Edd,Eddy"

But on the 3rd day he created me!

Gravy!

I add raspberries to my gravy

Till I get my pizza, I won't leave my house

Squeak!Squeak!I am a mouse!

My name is Ed and I like watching monster movies

My name is Ed, the one and only

Turn me into a double cheeseburger!

(Do that, do that somebody) {x8}

Turn me into a double cheeseburger!

My name is Ed and I eat Chunky Puffs cereal

Double D & Eddy are my pals

Eddy is Mr. Showbiz

Eddy is soft & cuddly like mashed potatoes

Double D is so smart about stuff

I like his ants

Because they remind me of giant ants from the movie called "Attack of the giant

ants from Egypt"

And I am Ed, because I am Ed

Because I watch monster movies, like "Men in Underwear"

I love chickens

And I will be a buttered toast if I will not eat Chunky Puffs cereal

My name is Ed and I like watching monster movies (You can't make Ed clean)

My name is Ed, the one and only (you can't make Ed smart)

Cool! (you can't make Ed cool)

(Do that ,Do that to somebody) {x4}

Turn me into a double cheeseburger!

I also have some more ideal pals

They are Calamity Coyote & Furrball

Calamity Coyote is a clone of Double D in disguise from the planet of Elmyra Duff

He is also smart about stuff

He has a voice of Michael Jackson

And I am the Michael Jackson fan

Furrball is a cat

He is soft & furry like bunnies

He has a voice of Boy George

He has a voice of a singer who looks like a woman and uses any public bathroom

I have one question:

Why do people don't have a supper in the bedroom?

My name is Ed! My name is Ed! My name is Ed! My name is Ed! My name is

Prince! Oops, I mean my name is Ed

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