The Common-Wealth League Soccer

One of the most exciting leagues that ever exist... only at CommonWealth. Established in the western area of the safest country in the world, Singapore. The word, Hooligan doesn't even exist with protection coming from the Singapore Police Force. Not to mention Terrorist who will terrorise the upcoming World Cup at Korea and Japan. Surviving only on a limited budget, the CommonWealth league has really come to this far. Consist mainly of 5 teams namely Real !Losers FC, Nus Team FC, FC Winners, The Kampong Malays Club and Uncles Team. The number of teams will no doubt increase as words spread across the Causeway and not to mention Europe.

Although the CommonWealth league is still no match for its nearest rival, S-League. The FA of CommonWealth league believes that it is just a matter of time. When DigitalTV starts pumping billions of dollars into this league, it will no doubt be among the ranks of EPL, Spanish League and the Seria A. The players of CWL will no doubt be earning what the likes of Zidane, Beckham and Figo earn. The players will have beautiful babes around their arms and posh cars driving into their carparks. Star players like Giggs Siu and Ballack Chua will be able to woo the likes of pop stars, Hebe Tian and Selina Ren of S.H.E. Soon, Wedding bells will start ringing... Are you smiling now, Kai? - Reuters

 

Player News... - 18th July 2002

Ballack will not feature in any game in CWL for at least another month after suffering a leg fracture in yesterday napfa test. His absence will be of great news to his team-mate, Wong Leang Seng, nicknamed Figo. Ballack long-term absence is set to push the crowd attendance to a record low. Only 27 fans turn up for last week matches.

Player News... - 31st May 2002

Real !Losers FC have announce the signing of Alan Huang, nicknamed Hebe Nesta for his big nose and his robust tackle. Signed for an undisclosed fee from S-League club, Tampines Rovers. Hebe Nesta will make his long awaited debut in this week. The millions of fans believed that the signing of Hebe Nesta will bring more success to the club. An overjoyed Uncle Fergie:" I have been chasing him for the past 2 years and it is god wish that I managed to sign him. He had already made news when he first started his career as a goalkeeper. I guarantee that he will prosper at this club. Amen!"

Star player, Ballack, may miss this week action due to a broken toe. He was clearly in discomfort during last week game and was substituted half-way through. But his eagerness to prove his worth made things worse after he requested to play in the later stages of the game. Uncle Fergie was clearly angry with Ballack's action. "He shouldn't have gone on to the pitch without my permission. I do not want him to suffer a broken foot like David Beckham." A raging Fergie.

Defensive midfielder, Keane, might also be forced out of this week action. Still recovering from a ageing ankle. He was rushed into action too soon and his condition worsen as a result. A week break from action will do him good and nurse his ankle back to 100%.