This comprises of : 2 x Sausage & 2 Bacon

                                    2 x egg & Mushrooms/black pudding

                                    tomato's and 4 rounds of toast EACH

                                    topped off with a hot fresh cup of tea/coffee

The Order: 6/10

Well before we do anything lets see if we can adjust (improve) our order...........

Q : Can I swap my bacon for an extra sausage and get rid of the tomato's ?

Well this seemed to just stop the chap serving me.  He then started to write the order writing "Extra tom".  My spider sense was tingling  but just in time the young lady rescued the situation and took over the order.  Phew......

The Review  8/10

We pull up outside the cafe,  opposite a taxi rank.  We enter and there is a TV with sky playing away in one half, and a couple of fruit machine and a pinball machine in the other.  We make our order and move across to the other side of the cafe.  After promptly both loosing a pound on the fruit machines my friend and I sat down at a big 4 seater table.

A couple of minutes later the chap who had started to take our order then turned up holding 2 mugs of tea and not long after that he bought our breakfasts.  

These where on 2 large plates, both full to the brim of food.  I could only hope that once again I could break the law of physics and fit all of this, into my stomach. 

My eggs where just that bit runnier than my friends and he seemed to mind more than me.  The leaning tower of toast that was before us, 8 rounds in all, was topped off with the fried bread and one of those electric shock machine used in hospitals just in case either of us started to look like we'd need it.

The Sausages where big and tasted fine.  The Bacon was fine.  Everything was fine.  The tomato sauce was in a huge bottle of Heinz that could keep a normal family supplied for 3 months.  Not mine but a normal one could. !!!

Once we had finished as much as we could we sat there unable to move.  The feeling of having eaten all of that had sent an automatic signal from our brains to the rest of our bodies saying "Do not move, just start to digest for gods sake" Eventually the signal was green for go and we thanked them and left.  Now fully prepared for a six month hibernation, we struggled to make our way to our car. 

Job Done.

The tip : Keep it up !!!!!! (work with the guy on taking orders too).

Full Factor 10/10 even without the starter !

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