The Place

 The Cleveland cafe (on lord street)
The Time 8:30 Tuesday 6th FEB 2001

The Menu

 BREAKFAST

The Cost

 There is only one breakfast available here which will set you back £2.50.

This comprises of :   1 egg

                                             2 sausage &   bacon

                                             Beans or tomatoes

                                             1/2 a slice of fried bread & 1 slice of bread & butter

                                             1 Mug of Tea or coffee

Extras:                            3 rounds of toast (new total of £2.94)

The order 10/10

First things first, if were going to review this place, lets see how they react to swapping some of the items.........

Q : Can I swap my bacon

A. :No problem, do you want an extra sausage instead of the bacon.

There you have it. It was handled well and no bad feelings. This has gotten far worse reactions

The Review  8/10

It all starts with the Tea/Coffee witch you collect when you've paid for the order. Within the next 5 minutes your Breakfast arrives on a average sized plate, accompanied by a smaller plate with your bread, or like me the extra toast, on it.

Now the first thing we notice is the egg. It has been prepared just right, with a dip-able runny yolk. The sausage's are pork and not too thin, more of an average size. The half slice of fried bread isn't burnt and there are a few beans on the side.

Everything's going fine.

BUT WAIT. Simply add your favorite garnish for a good breakfast, Tomato Sauce, and you could RUIN THE ENTIRE MEAL. Yes with all the effort made in presenting a perfect breakfast they have bought CHEAP tomato sauce. You know the one I mean. That one with a really strong taste of vinegar!!!! If your careful with it you should be OK, but if your not prepared for it, WATCH OUT.

The Quality of the cooking, presentation and taste certainly could have been boosted by the presence of Hash Browns, but still some people may well say that I was just been greedy!!!!!.

Oh no, now what....!!! I've ran out of beans. Damn. If there isn't one thing worse. What with the tomato sauce out the picture as well you might not finish the entire meal. It was good at first though !

It is a nice meal and it would have received a 10/10 if not for 2 things. 1. Amount of beans

2. Not using Heinz Tomato sauce

The tip:

Improve the quantity of beans, enough to last to the end of the breakfast. Don't buy cheap tomato sauce, it can ruin any good meal and but people off for life

Full Factor 7/10