This comprises of : 2 x Sausage & 2 Bacon 1x hash brown

                                    1 x egg & Mushrooms & black pudding

                                    tomato's and 2 rounds of toast EACH

                                    topped off with a hot mug of tea/coffee

The Order: 10/10

With so much on offer we just left them as they where

The Review  8/10

We pulled in the Birkdale trading estate to find plenty of room to park.  Tracey's Treat's is a small cafe towards the back on the right hand side.  We walked in to find "Tracey" behind a small counter and around 5 tables, each seating 4 people.  There was also a Coronation Street fruit machine to keep your girlfriend occupied, which is probably a good thing because placing the order should be left to the men.

Why ? Well as soon as you go to make that order you get a fantastic view of  Tracey's cleavage.  I don't want to sound like a dirty old man, I'm not that old, but still.......Hello there breasts.

After 3 or 4 minutes had past Tracey finally asked if we were going to order, which snapped us out of daydream and back to the world in which breakfast was on the menu and not Tracey's 2 huge breast's !!!

We sat down, with 2 newspaper's to read and the first thing to set the alarm bells off was the 2 rather obscure looking bottles of sauce on the table. One brown, one red, both from Morrison's and were the big M's own brand and also empty.  Then I looked behind the counter into the kitchen to see that Tracey does most of her shopping at Tesco's.  Her entire stock of beans, tomato's, gravy and pretty much any of the canned stuff was Tesco's own brand.

After 10 minutes the tea arrived, to be followed shortly by the breakfasts.  Little did we know that as well as having 2 fantastic breasts, Tracey was also a fully qualified of the magic circle.  She must of been to manage the trick of squashing all that food on the plates.  Asking for more tomato sauce resulted, this time, a bottle of Tesco's own brand.

The food itself ?  The sausages were OK, the bacon was thick and nice.  The egg would have qualified for the Paraplegic Egg Olympics, with it only just being the slightest bit runny.  The mushrooms had been passed over the frying pan without it being switched on.  The 4 tinned tomato's, 3 we left,  were plain and ordinary.  The black pudding was nice and there was plenty of beans.  Oh yes, the hash brown was ok, it was buried beneath the mountain of other food.  Finally the toast, slightly uncooked.  It looked golden with the butter on but the other side was white !

Certainly for value you get a hell of a lot food.  Tracey wants to make sure we are all ready for a full days work.  

The tip : Go Heinz on the sauce & beans & hide the Tesco brand tins or  just don't buy any own brand.

Full Factor 10/10

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