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Traditional Turkish Humor #1 -- Nasreddin Hoca

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Temel strikes back

Temel's Revenge, if only...
When Temel got drunk...
King Kong bragging rights...
The Emergency
One of Temel's dimmer moments...
Condom problems, again...
Improves his sexual power...
The Restaurateur
Relieves himself...
Drinks too much...
A 'minor' screw up...

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Temel's Revenge, if only...

KarIsI Temeli komsusu ile aldatIyormus. Temel de süpheleniyormus. Bir gün karIsIna << istanbul'a gidiyorum >> demis ve evin çatIsIna çIkIp saklanmIs. Daha sonra komsusu gelmis karIsIyla sevismeye baslamIslar. Temel yukardan seyrederken bir taraftanda << Ulan, eger istanbul'da olmasaydim, ben size gösterirdim! >> demis.
Thanks PM (4/99)...

Temel's wife is cheating on him with the man next door. And Temel is suspicious. One day, he tells his wife that he's going to Istanbul but, instead, he sneaks up to the roof of his house and hides himself. After a short while, the neighbor arrives and he and Temel's wife start making wild whoopee. And when Temel sees the deceivers with his own eyes he vows vengefully, "Ooooo, you...you...If only I wasn't in Istanbul, I'd show you a thing or two!"

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