| As some of you will know my brother is
getting married in April of next year, and I am to be the Best man. This
presents several issues. Firstly, we need to arrange a stag do (see
relevant page) secondly I've got to give a bloody speech, and thirdly I
don't want to be a porker at the wedding. Those of you who know me will
know that I am not thin. I can still walk and get through doors, but you
couldn't exactly describe me as 'svelt' . This must change within the
next 11 months, and this page will bear testimony to this 'butterfly
-like' transformation. |
