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The Bicycle-Head Shot
This is a 'stance' or a style that I 'developed' or created in soccer myself. If you are a soccer player or a soccer fan, I am sure you have heard or seen the bicycle shot or a header. Both which are a beautifully way of scoring in soccer. However, I managed to combine the two of them into one which became a more powerful but accurate way, yet more delusive way of scoring. To learn the Bicycle-Head Shot, read the instructions below.
1) Keep calm. Very calm.
2) When the ball is coming towards you, keep calm and look at the ball without blinking.
3) At the right time, pretend to fall down (backwards). This is one of the most important steps in the stance, most people can't succeed is because of this step. One is the ablilty of faking a fall, this requires lot of practise. Second is that most people can't get the 'right time'.
4) While 'falling' down, do 'soft' bicycle kick on the ball. A soft bicycle kick means to kick the ball softly. In other words, trap and control the ball in the air using a bicycle kick.
5) Then using the 'soft' bicycle kick, guide the ball to your head. At this time, you should be about to lie on the ground.
6) With a final nudge at the ball to your head, control and head the ball in the direction you want. Because you are lying down, you should have full control of your body and head, and with the gravitation pull and nudge at the ball, it should re-bonouce with power and accuracy right into the goal.
Extra tips: The Bicycle-Head Shot is very highly delusive stance. Beside tricking the opponent that you are falling, you can also fake your opponent that you are doing a bicycle kick. However, there is an extra hidden fake, that is, if your opponent knows that you have learnt this stance, you can even trick him by using a full blast bicycle kick while he is paying attention to your head!
Please remember that the Bicycle-Head Shot is only meant for experienced players who had played at least 10,000 matches. Novices have to seek professional advice or can send an email to me. Also remember to seek permission from Sing as the Bicycle-Head Shot is already a Registered Trademark of Sing, if you wish to use it in professional soccer.
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