Sir Anthony Hopkins -
Sound Studio
~Miscellaneous~
Lecter Voice
Hello, the party you have called is unavailable at the moment. This is Anthony
Hopkins, or Hannibal Lecter if you prefer. I would be very happy to take a
message, in fact I insist. When the last person failed to do so I ate his liver
with some fava beans and a nice chianti. So please, leave your name and number
at the beep.
Clarice,
is that you?
Bysee,
bysee, see ya around
Hey,
you've got mail. Goody goody.
Impersonations
Sean Connery:- 'The
name's Lecter, Hannibal Lecter.'
Laurence Olivier:- 'Well,
well done, I don't think I'm going to lose any sleep tonight, but I think you're
awfully good so join the company.'
'I'm
not dead yet I tell you!'
Rod Steiger:- Rod
Steiger, I can do Rod Steiger. 'You are nothing, I tell you my friend, Brando
and I we didn't get on.' My friend Rod Steiger.
Pete O'Toole:- 'Hello,
would you like a film test?'
Katherine Hepburn:- 'She
said would you like a coffee? Tell me do you like the camera?' I said, 'What?'
'Do you like the camera?' I said, 'What do you mean?' She said, 'The bread and
butter machine do you like it?' I said, 'Well yeah.' She said, 'Why the hell
d'you play the whole scene with the back of your head to it, you do that I'll
steal the scene from you, I'll probably do that anyway.'
James Ivory:- So
how are you James? 'Well I'm OK yeah, yeah.' That's how he directs he's
wonderful. What do you want me to do in the scene? 'Well I don't know, you're
the actor! Well I mean why don't you just try and come in here, and sit down...
at the table, and open the letter, and that's it.'
Blunt
Talk about welcome home, super-duper!
Natty is the word you're looking for, my dear this is the very latest thing, man
made fibre, as is the nylon chemise, nowadays anyone who is anyone in America is
drip-dry.
Magic
I
will now change a diamond into a heart. (I guess the reason I'm such a great
lover is um...) Don't wanna hear about your sex-life if you don't mind. (Tell us
all about yours then, everybody likes short stories).
Oh
my god! She's leaving Duke for you! In-f*cking-credibly fan-f*cking-tastic!
(Thankyou
sports fans!)
MI2
Do
you have any idea what the hell he's talking about?
Well
this is not mission difficult Mr Hunt, it's mission impossible, difficult should
be a walk in the park for you.
To
go to bed with a man and lie to him, she's a woman, she's got all the training
she needs.
Shadowlands
The
most intense joy lies not in the having but in the desire. The light that never
fades, bliss that is eternal, is only yours when what you most desire is just
out of reach.
Mask of Zorro
I
can help you and I can teach you, how to move, how to think, how to take your
revenge with honour.
There
is a saying, a very old saying, when the pupil is ready the master will appear.
Nixon
When they
look at you (JFK), they see what they wanna be. When they look at me, they see
what they are.
Exactly,
unpredictability is our best asset. So we got to take the war to them. Hit them
where it hurts right in the nuts.
They
can't impeach me for bombing Cambodia, the President can bomb anybody he likes.
I
think all in all I've given as good as I've taken, but as I leave you, I want
you to know...just think what you're gonna be missing, you won't have Nixon to
kick around anymore......'cos gentleman this is my last press conference...thank
you.
Copyrights apply, no infringements
intended.
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