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by Darren Izzard
Hello tasty human
Do you like my smile?
Take a look at my horns
I am a monster with style
I was made in China
Minnesota's my home
Lend me your hand
And together we'll roam
So if you're a human
And you taste very good
You can be my best friend, and you should
Give me a Tic-Tac
And I'll give you a fright
I am the monster who eats cats in the night
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I'm orange
I'm very orange
I've been orange since the day I was born
I've got teeth
And I eat cats
And I've got magnificent horns
I am Helix
I am Helix
The only puppet called Helix D
Let me nibble
At your elbows
Helix D Monster, that's me
Helix D Monster, that's me
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Why don't you vote Helix?
My views are quite deep
I love fuzzy sweaters
And Alyce the Sheep
I'll keep orange special
But here's my main goal:
Execution for trespass
In my puppethole
So if you're a human
And you taste very good
You can be my best friend, and you should
Give me a Tic-Tac
And some big penguin eggs
I am the monster with detachable legs
-------- chorus
But if you're a penguin
You should quake with fear
I might eat you if you venture too near
And look in my closet
Feel the chill in your bones
I am the monster with the army of clones
-------- chorus
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